I just got a text from a friend inviting a bunch of us out to dinner tonight. I replied saying:
"I think we'll just meet you for drinks and then duck if that’s not too rude"
Although of course on predictive text it said:
"I think we'll just meet you for drinks and then fuck if that’s not too rude" Oh dear!!!
Yesterday on the news the second in command of Korea kept saying that Kim Jong-il is fine. Despite rumours, there is nothing wrong with his health. I was listening to the news driving through the traffic and kept chuckling to myself and slapping my thighs saying "Kim Jong is not ill" ha ha ha ha. And cackling furiously. I kept telling everyone who would listen but they either just looked blank or didn't think it remotely funny.
Do you? C'mon, just a little?