A comment on a previous post about misheard song lyrics got me asking around and looking for more. So far we have:
"The ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind" (instead of the answer my friend, is blowing in the wind. Bob Dylan)
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy" (Excuse me while I kiss the sky. Jimi Hendrix)
"You might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove"
"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body" (Madonna)
"Lets pee in the corner, lets pee in the spotlight" (REM)
"We three Kings of Aurientah"
"i, sat on the floor, biting my tie,isn't it good, norwegian wood"
"If Man is 5, if Man is 5, Then the devil licks zits" (instead of "the devil is 6" Pixies - Monkey Gone to Heaven)
"I want to be a door" (instead of I want to be adored - The Stone Roses)
"I see you baby, chicken an eggs, chicken an' eggs" (I see you baby, shakin that ass, shakin that ass)
These just tickle me pink. Make me clutch my sides and laugh out loud. Please note this is not LOL or even ROFL. I don't do that. Not now, not as a teenager. Not ever.
So what's your misheard song lyrics?